You heard me.
My good friend Stef coined this little gem last night in reference to a redheaded male's un-manscaped crotch region and I have to say, there has never been one better. Can you not picture exactly, and I mean exactly, what she's talking about? I know. Me too. Pubes that look like the ethereal mist at the bottom of Niagra Falls.
Amazing. Stef says "you're welcome":
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Promoted pussy
Cute or sad? You be the judge.
I know this is old news by now, but I need to talk a bit about Tama the Super Station Master Cat. Tama got a promotion from "station master" to "super station master" after ridership on the train at the station which she inhabits rose 10% in the last fiscal year, or an increase of 1.1 billion Yen. She is the "only female in a managerial postion" at the company and is the first cat to become an executive of a railroad corporation. No, I'm not making this up, and yes, this all happened in Japan (obv).
Tama is rewarded for her efforts (what efforts?) with a cape and a hat with a feather and free food from the railway company. She also lives in a rent-free converted ticket-booth equipped with a litter box and blankies. Shit, we should all be so lucky.
Did I mention she has two assistants, Chibi and Miiko? And that they are cats also?
Still don't believe me?
Let's consider the women who work at this company: They (probably) work twice as hard as all the men, only to see the only managerial postion in the ENTIRE company go to a CAT. Not only this, but this company choice is celebrated by the president of said company in a ceremony at which the MAYOR of the TOWN gives a speech. I can here their internal monologues of "WTF!!!!" from here.
Japan: 100%...... something. Dunno yet.
I know this is old news by now, but I need to talk a bit about Tama the Super Station Master Cat. Tama got a promotion from "station master" to "super station master" after ridership on the train at the station which she inhabits rose 10% in the last fiscal year, or an increase of 1.1 billion Yen. She is the "only female in a managerial postion" at the company and is the first cat to become an executive of a railroad corporation. No, I'm not making this up, and yes, this all happened in Japan (obv).
Tama is rewarded for her efforts (what efforts?) with a cape and a hat with a feather and free food from the railway company. She also lives in a rent-free converted ticket-booth equipped with a litter box and blankies. Shit, we should all be so lucky.
Did I mention she has two assistants, Chibi and Miiko? And that they are cats also?
Still don't believe me?
Let's consider the women who work at this company: They (probably) work twice as hard as all the men, only to see the only managerial postion in the ENTIRE company go to a CAT. Not only this, but this company choice is celebrated by the president of said company in a ceremony at which the MAYOR of the TOWN gives a speech. I can here their internal monologues of "WTF!!!!" from here.
Japan: 100%...... something. Dunno yet.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Happy Groundhog Day!
I love this day because the 112 year tradition devoted to it is 100% insane.
So, for those of us concerned with such matters, it seems that Punxsutawney Phil (groundhog) saw his shadow this morning in Gobbler's Knob, PA, which means there will be 6 more weeks of winter. Darn.
Video of Phil here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4aK9GIsTA
More information on this fucked-up subject here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog_Day
GOBBLER'S KNOB!!!!!!
So, for those of us concerned with such matters, it seems that Punxsutawney Phil (groundhog) saw his shadow this morning in Gobbler's Knob, PA, which means there will be 6 more weeks of winter. Darn.
Video of Phil here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4aK9GIsTA
More information on this fucked-up subject here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog_Day
GOBBLER'S KNOB!!!!!!
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